Fab Flab Fighting Raving Mad Rambler

Following the rather unsavoury comments made by one ex-old friend, the RMR began to reflect on his weight. The RMR had never really felt insecure about his size, but perhaps... ... There really was a bit too much of the RMR to love. Hence, the RMR decided to start going to... ...

Working out on the machines and running on the thread mill made the RMR feel really fabulous. So after a thoroughly satisfying workout, the Raving Mad Rambler decided to be super health conscious and wolf down a yummy healthy Subway sandwich for lunch. He thought to himself, what worked for Jared should definitely work for me. (For those of you, who have not heard the wonderful story of Jared. Get more details available after the jump http://www.subway.com/subwayroot/MenuNutrition/Jared/jaredsStory.aspx)

As the RMR drudged towards his favourite sandwich joint, he was greeted with heady & seductive aroma emanating from the Hokkien Street BAT KOOT TEH stall. (Don't ask me why its not spelt "Bah Ku Teh" like all the other stalls. Apparently, the store owner must have felt that his Bat Koot Teh was very "koot" and a league above the rest.)

Hence, the great internal battle began to rage!

VS

Sadly, when it comes to such battles in the RMR's head, there can be only one outcome... A first round knock out!!! :(

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The bah koot teh was not actually really very "koot", maybe the turtle soup next time... :P